BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN, JAN!
when you and your best friend both think the same thing
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
Bless your soul
Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.
Omg this is cool
it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone
i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
I swear kids all start out as ESFPs. They think that everyone is their friend.
someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything