Shit noone tells you,but is true.
Everyone gets Freud when it comes to judging a douchebag with a Jeep,yea,he’s a douchebag,but you’re envious..and a douchebag.you’re a double douchebag.
Everyone hates nightclubs,everyone.Who in their right mind,prefers being in the company of random skanks,standing up,paying more than 10 bucks..so you can stand up,while listening to music that makes your ears bleed?Especially..when you could be at home in your sweatpants,downing a pizza and watching game of thrones?
“Fake nerd girls” is a thing,lets stop pretending it’s not true,not that every single chick,pretends to like “nerdy” shit,but there are girls that sadly,will fake fangirl over stuff her boyfriend enjoys,that’s not her shame,that’s yours,because you’ve taught women that anything a dude likes is so fucking precious and unique,which more often than not can be complete rubbish and yet it makes a girl feel validated only if she assumes those interests,once again.It’s not your interests and quirks that make you special,you are entitled to your special snowflakeness since birth-because you have a dick.Women think they can get a taste of supremacy if they copy you.
was that in Canada?Because they almost called the cops because i picked a flower from the neighboring house.
