Homer B. Alienson

coldmackerel:

"so what are your plans for after you graduate?"

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

he’s like a teenage girl at a sleepover

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

shinoboobs:

what

wolfcola:

when i die make sure my corpse has winged eyeliner

imwideawakeitsmornin:

thistlebranch:

rare polaroids of conor (not really ©)

Forever reblog

foreverize:

It’s funny how I have a better conversation in my head with myself, than I do with most people.

i-effed-it-all-up:

when girls think they are better than other girls because they are tomboys who engage in stereotypically “male” activities it makes me want to actually gouge my own eyes out because they are pretty much reinforcing the patriarchal idea that men are better than women without even realizing it and that is just incredibly sad

or the patriarchy has dictated that woman are known to do be interested in lame activities and if you try to bend the stereotypes you’re labled as a tomboy

beefjorky:

michaxl:

I can’t be a parent what if my kid is allergic to dogs

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