if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style
I would not fuck you in a box
I would not fuck you wearing socks
I would not fuck you here or there
I would not fuck you anywhere
I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals. It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.
Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.
I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.
when u starin at your crush and they catch u
what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.