when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
The Inside of Meteorites Is AWESOME
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
Everyone gets Freud when it comes to judging a douchebag with a Jeep,yea,he’s a douchebag,but you’re envious..and a douchebag.you’re a double douchebag.
Everyone hates nightclubs,everyone.Who in their right mind,prefers being in the company of random skanks,standing up,paying more than 10 bucks..so you can stand up,while listening to music that makes your ears bleed?Especially..when you could be at home in your sweatpants,downing a pizza and watching game of thrones?
“Fake nerd girls” is a thing,lets stop pretending it’s not true,not that every single chick,pretends to like “nerdy” shit,but there are girls that sadly,will fake fangirl over stuff her boyfriend enjoys,that’s not her shame,that’s yours,because you’ve taught women that anything a dude likes is so fucking precious and unique,which more often than not can be complete rubbish and yet it makes a girl feel validated only if she assumes those interests,once again.It’s not your interests and quirks that make you special,you are entitled to your special snowflakeness since birth-because you have a dick.Women think they can get a taste of supremacy if they copy you.
was that in Canada?Because they almost called the cops because i picked a flower from the neighboring house.
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
ok..now this is ridiculous