the nodding then the wink
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
+whenever you think you can’t do the thing because you’re not smart
|—||Me, when I don’t like how (via spacelovemelody)|
if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]
waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like