Homer B. Alienson

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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ihaveanarmarda:

gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

janietimelady:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART IN ALL NINE EPISODES

and martin is cracking up in the back ground

i love how sherlock just takes the entire door off

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open: you are brave but you are going to die young

sh1re:

happy easter

consolecadet:

if you ever need to turn down unwanted sexual advances, do it Dr. Seuss style

I would not fuck you in a box

I would not fuck you wearing socks

I would not fuck you here or there

I would not fuck you anywhere

mewiet:

retrogradeworks:

I love to see children who are so delicate and gentle with animals.  It warms my heart amidst a sea of brats pulling cats’ tails and getting whacked.

Also JESUS THAT’S A SNUGGLY CHICKEN.

I love how she reaches up on her tippy toes to snuggle into his shoulder.

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"

alcoholicgifts:

ecofrat:

me gettin stabbed as usual

"lol what can you do"