Homer B. Alienson
crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy
Fendi judge gown: $399
Versace diamond band wring: $2999
Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999
MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50
Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot
Smile: pricless

crrabs:

STEAL HER LOOK: Judge Judy

Fendi judge gown: $399

Versace diamond band wring: $2999

Channel diamond ear wrings: $4999

MAC deep plum lipstick: $17.50

Lase detailing: $1.50 per foot

Smile: pricless

neptunain:

[at a restaurant]

I’ll have a coke

"is pepsi okay?"

[looks over to see pepsi crying]

she just went through a bad breakup

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

thatfunnyblog:

craig chill out man

So many people will not be able to see your potential … (x)

i love how teenagers take a screenshot out of context and reblog it just because a pretty girl is saying it,like you see “i’m dying” and the they cut out the “for doritos” part.

koobaxion:

polyturtles:

that boy you just called a statistical outlier? he goes home to his cave every day and eats 10,000 spiders. think before you speak

this is a cultural artifact

kheem..