Homer B. Alienson
profashionall:

never forget

profashionall:

never forget

cheesewong:

I love how in separate photo shoots, Misha, Jared and Jensen are like

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but put them in a room together and they’re like

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Cosmo sex tip #3875

karlfranks:

Cut off his penis and send it to his father

connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

connors-nipple:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

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There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

I fucking love my major jesus christ i love pompeii and roman graffiti and just the romans in general god bless em

i haven’t heard anything so pretentious in a long time

i haven’t heard anything so pretentious in a long time

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

ohmytheon:

piestillaintreal:

tastelikecyanide:

catsnorfle:

Photos of Patrick Stewart doing things.

(All photos: @SirPatStew)

^_^

This man is a classically trained actor