Homer B. Alienson
tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

+whenever you think you can’t do the thing because you’re not smart

I like how….
Me, when I don’t like how (via spacelovemelody)

burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.


Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

Mary Jane & Spider-man. [video]

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

kotakucom:

Low-cost cosplay is truly one of mankind’s greatest achievements.

tatiana-knight:

x90dontmesswithme38x:

bluedogeyes:

Prince charming by ladyskorpia

"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”

you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see it

this hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.